seventhbrother:

At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact

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Having a class with none of your friends.

sodamnrelatable:

Teacher: Okay guys, pick a partner. 

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